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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

The streets are safer

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The streets are safer

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Here’s a wholesome story about a 100-year-old woman going to jail.

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    Good, teach her to follow the rules of legos!

  • Korne127@lemmy.world
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    Reminds me of this awesome satire article (sadly in German).

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      Translated poorly into English.

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        Thank you! It’s not perfect, but I’m glad if anyone here can now read it because of this :D

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      Angebrachte Reaktion der Polizei!

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      I love it!

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    You can tell this is fake because the article says she was arrested instead of tear gassed, beaten, and then killed by police in the interrogation room.

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      it doesn’t say it took place in America anywhere on there

  • Francis_Fujiwara@sh.itjust.works
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    What?

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      A WOMAN WAS ARRESTED! SHE PLAYED WITH LEGOS! SHE IS OVER 99 YEARS OF AGE!

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