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Clbull@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Are you a microwave?

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Are you a microwave?

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Clbull@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • Anamnesis@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Or in the case of my dumb microwave: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEP.

    WHY SO MANY

  • shlocko@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Rotates in a slow circle

  • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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    2 years ago

    such delicious lies

    • SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      No mating!

  • Sabre363@sh.itjust.works
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    If you time it just right and open the door after the numbers disappear but before the beepy-beeps, you might just experience the greatest joy known to man, on par with witnessing the logo hit the corner of screen.

  • Dkarma@lemmy.world
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    This is my new fav pick up line.

  • Open World@lemmy.world
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    I dunno about this. My microwave beeps 4 times.

    • SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world
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      Mine does 3

      • thefartographer@lemm.ee
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        Yeah it does 😏

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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        Mine does one and then if I take too long opening it after that, it does two really huffy ones.

    • Psaldorn@lemmy.world
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      Mine goes DING

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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        Ok, Boomer.

        • Psaldorn@lemmy.world
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          I’m not showing off, I hate it. Stupid retro style clockwork. To do anything below 3 minutes you have to wind it over 3 minutes and back again. FUCK. And the red sticker that tells you that is unremovable, so the fucking retro style is ruined anyway. Hard to believe it was manufactured in this millennium.

          • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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            2 years ago

            I was kidding.

            • Psaldorn@lemmy.world
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              2 years ago

              I’m not. I long for the days I had one that went beep.

  • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 years ago

    https://youtube.com/shorts/D-2efKavB4o

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