Or in the case of my dumb microwave: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEP.
WHY SO MANY
Rotates in a slow circle
such delicious lies
No mating!
If you time it just right and open the door after the numbers disappear but before the beepy-beeps, you might just experience the greatest joy known to man, on par with witnessing the logo hit the corner of screen.
This is my new fav pick up line.
I dunno about this. My microwave beeps 4 times.
Mine does 3
Yeah it does 😏
Mine does one and then if I take too long opening it after that, it does two really huffy ones.
Mine goes DING
Ok, Boomer.
I’m not showing off, I hate it. Stupid retro style clockwork. To do anything below 3 minutes you have to wind it over 3 minutes and back again. FUCK. And the red sticker that tells you that is unremovable, so the fucking retro style is ruined anyway. Hard to believe it was manufactured in this millennium.
I was kidding.
I’m not. I long for the days I had one that went beep.
