But maaa, I want my own e-corp producing proprietary garbage 😭
Eat your veggies Timmy… yes, they’re digitally signed by MS, don’t worry.
No way! At 40, I’m the perfect age to make TWO Microsofts! Or one Megahard!
Or conquer all of Asia and kill enough people, and cause enough children to be a significant part of the gene pool for thousands of years
Oppan Ghenghis style!
Also most of those “self made” billionaires already grew up in wealthy families.
Yeah, the youngest ever (at the time, at least) “self made” billionaire was a fucking Kardashian!
Sadly, the age of garage tech startups is over, big tech made sure of that. They now just buy tech start ups with no intention of leveraging their innovations, but rather to maintain the status quo. Late stage capitalism…
Garage tech startups where the garage belongs to your already upper-income-class parents
I know it’s not a business, but the whole fediverse gives “garage startup” vibes, and it’s refreshing.
no such thing as big tech. Just tech companies
Silly. I gave up way before I was in my 20s.
Too lazy to give up, fuck it
Better cite Wozniak as the one who ‘made’ Apple; but anyway.
Nah I’m too tired to give up
I wasn’t planning on making a company like Apple or Microsoft, but thanks for the heads up, now I know I shouldn’t even bother 👍.
Upvoating for comedy not accuracy.
It’s unlikely to create a successful business late in life, but not impossible. Best of luck to all who are giving it a shot!
Elizabeth Holmes screeching noises
Not for me.
Never!
That’s correct, thanks
I like to suffer tho
