I started living my life to the fullest when I turned 30. But it also was the point my body started betraying me. Backpain became my all time friend, organs started mutinying, that one fart I shouldn’t have trusted. That surprised O-face in comedies? Yeah, that’s the actual face you gonna make the moment you destroy your pants.
Yeah seriously this year alone back pain, unexplained temporary hearing loss, eternally clogged sinuses and to round it all off I think my pancreas has started a revolt.
Don’t worry. When you hit your 40s you use all the knee and back pain as a catalyst for your eternal rage. You also develop a shortage of fucks for export. It’s wonderful.
It’s not as bad as you think!
Yeah, turning 30 is way worse
I started living my life to the fullest when I turned 30. But it also was the point my body started betraying me. Backpain became my all time friend, organs started mutinying, that one fart I shouldn’t have trusted. That surprised O-face in comedies? Yeah, that’s the actual face you gonna make the moment you destroy your pants.
Buddy, I don’t think it’s normal to shit yourself at age 30. You might want to go to a doctor.
I did. Got 99 problems and (weirdly) ass sickness ain’t one.
Ok. Good to hear sir. Now please kindly stop telling me about how you used to shit yourself.
No.
I mean… It’s not not normal. It shouldn’t be a frequent or common thing, but a one off? Yeah, shit happens.
Yeah seriously this year alone back pain, unexplained temporary hearing loss, eternally clogged sinuses and to round it all off I think my pancreas has started a revolt.
Indeed turning 18 is fantastic! Turning 30 not so much. Source: I’m 30+
I’m closer to 40 and my dreams seem so far away.
But even that’s not as bad as you would think.
Don’t worry. When you hit your 40s you use all the knee and back pain as a catalyst for your eternal rage. You also develop a shortage of fucks for export. It’s wonderful.