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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Wretched souls

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Wretched souls

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Potato salad is delicious. Fight me OP

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      Nah I fucking look like that too mate

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        Foreheads unite

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          Tater salad is stored in the head

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          More like fivehead amirite?

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            Poteighto head

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          It appears they’ve already united and amassed their forces on that poor woman’s face.

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        Our forehead looks big because our head has to accommodate our huge brains.

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          five head babyteeth

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      Add some mustard and hard boiled egg… I’d shank a bitch and lick my fingers after. Tangy AND delicious.

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      Aim for the forehead OP

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    Potato salad is pretty mid until the Germans get their hands on it

    Then we’re talking some of the best shit around

    • RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world
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      Aber hallo, mein Zuhausi!

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    The entirety of Germany: Am I a joke to you

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      Yeah kinda

      • HerrVorragend@lemmy.world
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        … Hör her Du kleiner Scheißer

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    I would not eat hers, but potato salad can be great. Gotta put lots of herbs and mustard and hardboiled eggs in there.

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      What the fuck man

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      I’d eat her

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      deleted by creator

  • JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world
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    But… I like potato salad.

    *feels forehead

    Nooooooooooooo!

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    Why does this feel like an scp

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    no, these are people who eat potato salad

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      Well, I can touch my shins!

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    Ok, I think she’s pretty, but that hair is not helping her out because it’s too big in the back. My personal opinion is that I think she would be more attractive if she had a flatter hair style and used light-color eye make up. Maybe something with white or glitter would really bring out her eyes. Regardless, I think that she can do whatever makes her happy.

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      I’m gonna keep eating potato salad and I hope she does too

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    This is some sort of AI image, right?

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      I hope so but it keeps popping up with different captions. last time I saw the caption was “If mayonnaise was a person.”

      I hope it’s not a real person because no woman who puts that much care into her hair and makeup wouldn’t have the self-awareness of how huge her own forehead is and make some effort to cover it with a different hairstyle.

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        What’s wrong with wanting to pay tribute to Beavis and Butthead?

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        I’d like to introduce you to a few of my bosses

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    Cover that potato salad with some gumbo, then we’ll talk! 😋

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    Ron White in shambles.

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    How did you get this photo of me

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    [email protected] accepts all potato enthusiasts.

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    This is someone that thinks mayonnaise is too spicy and makes super bland ass potato salad that uses raisins for spice

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    if mayonaise was a person

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