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Just play Black Metal, they’re wearing corpse paint anyway
Yeah when I think about how to calm wild animals down, blasting metal is my go-to.
FFS.
… I have a cat that falls asleep with loud metal music
Because of, or in spite of the music?
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
WHEN YOUR SEE THE WHITE WHALE
Get out of the pit if you can’t hang, boat.
I’m rooting for the orcas. Can’t blame them.
I promise you, their solution will be “murder the orcas”
…it’s the easy answer so it’s the most likely.
That has been the solution to a non-existent problem for the better part of a century.
NOW I CAN SEE THE WALES LOOMING OUT OF THE DARK
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLEEESSS!!!
Like arrows in the sky
I can’t believe my eyes, but it’s true
Highly relevant and highly recommend: https://youtu.be/DOWUHqDZjrA?si=Lf9Et_WycIcry6S9
Yea but have you considered https://yewtu.be/watch?v=SxOtD7OZ294
Also highly recommended “alternative” video for the same awesome song: https://youtu.be/I53HDr0-Qew?si=bI0uTUD5tgS6rLRZ
Yes batmetal is phenomenal as well
I wonder if some orcas were trained to do this by some country and then released and it spread. Militaries do weird shit.
Honestly we deserve it. Orcas are considered sapient and on par with human intelligence by many experts, and one could argue we’re colonizing them.
Its not colonization if you can’t change their hearts and minds. Shit, we can’t even communicate. This is more like war.
Like genocide.
Colonization requires zero convincing of hearts and minds, where did you get that from?
Well, usually when you colonize, you destroy the native tongue and culture, to better assimilate them into your own. Spread the word of the good lord and all that. But I guess you can colonize mars, so I guess it’s not a requirement. My mistake. I wouldn’t say we’re colonizing orcas, though.
I see an expert in YT saying that you can calm a Cougar with “pspspspsps”.
Must be playing Metalcore, I’d pummel them too
I like Metalcore, but I don’t like Djent or a lot of Prog or Mathcore. Saying something is metalcore also is already kinda like something is undefined rock music.
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Kudos for the post title. Well played =)
They just need to play the whales some Gojira
