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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago

Traffic lights

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Traffic lights

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • CCF_100@sh.itjust.works
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  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    I watched you very carefully. Red light stop, green light go, yellow light go very fast.

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      I did not expect a sick Starman reference today.

      • Todd_cross@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I remember this from Taxi also

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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        It’s almost the only thing I remember from the movie to be honest.

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          I have a soft spot for Karen Allen but it’s not in the top five John Carpenter films.

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    Yeah, but it literally doesn’t mean that. It just means “warning.”

    Edit: in most US jurisdictions, it means warning. TIL about Canada and UK rules. Good thing I never got pulled over there for that. Thankfully the UK has more roundabouts, too.

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      deleted by creator

      • EinfachUnersetzlich@lemm.ee
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        Yep, same for the UK.

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        Same in Russia, Ukraine and Belarus*

        *Belarus seems to have multiple exceptions

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      Not going to say about entire Europe, but in RUB countries yellow means stop* like red does.

      *unless you are driving bus or few other edge cases

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    I bet traffic lights are extremely triggering for Picard. The whole “there are four lights” thing. Plus one of the lights is green which probably reminds him of every borg device ever.

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      4 lights

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    I hope this idiot doesn’t get driver license

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    Ah, I see you’re a Taxi fan as well.

    Taxi

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    This joke needs to be delivered by Commander Kruge (from The Search for Spock), not Captain Picard.

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