• falseWhite@lemmy.world
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    You’re either a woman or have a small pee pee and never had your pee pee touch the inside of the toilet bowl when you try to stick it into the tiny gap between your groin and the toilet basin.

    I’d rather pee in split streams than rub my precious dick on the inside of a toilet bowl.

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      14 hours ago

      I’m a woman with a rather huhh large penis to put it bluntly. This has never been an issue ever. Siting down to pee unless you are some insane 10" 3 legged freak shouldn’t be an issue.

      Maybe more difficult if you are stiff. But common it doesn’t kill you to push it down into the bowl even if it touches a little.

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        Neither my ass nor my dick are particularly large, but my dick still touches the front of the bowl if I don’t hold it back the entire time I’m sitting. So that’s what I do. A little cumbersome to only have one hand for pulling, ripping and folding the toilet paper, but not really an issue.

        I still stand when I pee, though.

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        Where do you put your ass when you poop? I sit on the toilet seat, and also rest my pee pee on the toilet seat in front of me

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          That has a lot less to do with the size of your cock and way more to do with the size of your ass.

          Lose some weight. I’m well endowed and have only ever had an issue of “where penis go” when I tried to go while fully erect when I was a string bean of a teenager, and again as an adult when I weighed around 275 lbs and tried to go with a chub.

          Might also be a grower vs shower thing too, but your experience is not anywhere as common as you think.

          Edit: Would be much more of a problem if you’re using one of the round bowl toilets instead of the “long” ones with an oval shaped bowl, but the only non-long ones I’ve ever encountered were in places that hadn’t replaced theirs since around 1950.

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            I don’t think I’ve ever seen an elongated bowl in any residential building I’ve ever been to. In older bathrooms like mine you can’t even feasibly fit one, or you’ll have a hard time either closing the door or getting past it to go into the shower.