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rumschlumpel@feddit.org to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago

anon has figured it out

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anon has figured it out

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    Problem: kidneys not working

    Problem persists after not caring.

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      Sell kidneys to black market.

      “Slightly used”

      …invest kidney money in NFT

      Purchase 4 new kidneys

      P R O F I T

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        invest kidney money in NFT

        lose all your money and kidneys

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      >kidneys fail

      >die

      >no more problems ever

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        Dying is kind of a permanent problem.

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          Or a permanent solution, it’s all about perspective.

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          Only for the living

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          Only if you truly lived

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      Yes but it’s not a problem if you don’t care.

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        Oh it is.

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          Only if you care about some other stuff.

          Which you don’t have to.

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          Sounds like someone elses problem. I won’t even write a will, they can argue over it

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