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I wish I had the necessary petabytes of storage to at least store an offline copy. I wonder how many disks that would be and how redundant disks you’d need.

It’s legal because I said so

I hate you got making me laugh

He shits in his big boy president pants, poses for bill signings, doodles on maps and plays golf. Elon actually runs the government.

Are you in need of help?

It’s ironic because Apple kissed the ring

This is literally anteater’s world

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Oh the irony

It benefits the US’s enemies. That’s it.

You forgot what instance you’re on.

Manufacture a crisis so you can gut the government and install a dictatorship

They’re going to use the funds to help Americans, right?

Right?

Chemicals in my head makes life unbearable

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How much can a hitman really cost?!

Fun fact: Humans are also susceptible to rocks.

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Nobody said otherwise