• AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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          1 day ago

          The baby is on their back. Their face is pointing up. It doesn’t seem to be old enough to crawl away, so I don’t think there’s a danger of the baby rubbing their face on the floor. The mom stepping on it, kicking it, or dropping an errant skeeball on it accidentally seems plausible.

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            That was a bit of hyperbole on my part.

            The baby has hands, the hands are on the floor, the hands are soon to be in the baby’s mouth. That’s what I was getting at. When a baby is on the floor, floor dirt will be getting in the baby’s mouth.

    • astutemural@midwest.social
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      2 days ago

      For sure. No way I’m putting my kid on the floor at Chuck E Cheese. Just asking for the plague at that point.