It’s okay, you’re not hopeless, what’s important is that you’re trying your best. pats your head
We just need to play to your strengths, which is apparently being horny, slutty, and enticingly beautiful. Why don’t we try some maid/housekeeper roleplay. You just need to sexily take off your underwear, slowly bend over, and put it in the washer. Ez pz A+ 🌟 🏆.
And no. I did not in fact see your tripod falling over because I was distracted by…other more interesting things. And for the record, I have that exact same plug. Which also means that buttstuff is on the menu 😏
The worst part is I really did have to grab those from the dirty underwear basket, the pathological avoidance to doing laundry isn’t nearly as much of a joke as I would like it to be
Ahhhhh, you see, there’s your problem. That’s a milkmaid costume, not a housekeeper. That explains your strong urges to milk something instead of do laundry. This is my mistake for not being more specific and you’ve done very well mein leiben. Allow me to remove those panties and give you something more appropriate to satisfy those urges(and against my better horny instincts(because the vibrations sound fun) not start the wash for you)
Also, I’m honestly and sincerely impressed by your shockingly prescient bank of pics or the effort. Damn girl. Good job.
Oh there’s no limit to the effort I’ll put in for a stupid joke, though to my shock I apparently don’t own a maid costume. I’ll have to fix this catastrophic wardrobe oversight as soon as I have the spare funds…
![No clean panties and I have a date tonight😭I think I improvised pretty well, though... [F] [OC]](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/22bf835a-490a-4442-a8e0-745cf89ca084.jpeg){kind=link}
It’s okay, you’re not hopeless, what’s important is that you’re trying your best. pats your head
We just need to play to your strengths, which is apparently being horny, slutty, and enticingly beautiful. Why don’t we try some maid/housekeeper roleplay. You just need to sexily take off your underwear, slowly bend over, and put it in the washer. Ez pz A+ 🌟 🏆.
And no. I did not in fact see your tripod falling over because I was distracted by…other more interesting things. And for the record, I have that exact same plug. Which also means that buttstuff is on the menu 😏
I hope your date went well ☺️
I’m sorry Mr. Biapathy, I tried real hard but I just got so confused with your instructions…
Did I do it right??
(I didn’t realize there were headpats up for grabs, you’d be shocked what I’ll do for sexy glasses and headpats…)
I’m starting to see why you’d never have clean panties if this is what you get up to with them!
The worst part is I really did have to grab those from the dirty underwear basket, the pathological avoidance to doing laundry isn’t nearly as much of a joke as I would like it to be
On the one hand, that just adds to the depravity of it all, which I am firmly in favour of, and will not complain about seeing more of!
On the other, sometimes you do just need clean clothes!
Ahhhhh, you see, there’s your problem. That’s a milkmaid costume, not a housekeeper. That explains your strong urges to milk something instead of do laundry. This is my mistake for not being more specific and you’ve done very well mein leiben. Allow me to remove those panties and give you something more appropriate to satisfy those urges(and against my better horny instincts(because the vibrations sound fun) not start the wash for you)
Also, I’m honestly and sincerely impressed by your shockingly prescient bank of pics or the effort. Damn girl. Good job.
Oh there’s no limit to the effort I’ll put in for a stupid joke, though to my shock I apparently don’t own a maid costume. I’ll have to fix this catastrophic wardrobe oversight as soon as I have the spare funds…
Um, actually, same…I’ve also been in the market lmao. We can collab one of these days 😂
You would be SO CUTE in a maid outfit omg! Do it do it! We’ll have that adorable twinzies thing going on!
You will be the first to know 🫡
I’m trying to imagine the view when your washing machine starts centrifuging… 🤤