• MaybeALittleBitWeird@lemmynsfw.com
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    9 days ago

    Ahhhhh, you see, there’s your problem. That’s a milkmaid costume, not a housekeeper. That explains your strong urges to milk something instead of do laundry. This is my mistake for not being more specific and you’ve done very well mein leiben. Allow me to remove those panties and give you something more appropriate to satisfy those urges(and against my better horny instincts(because the vibrations sound fun) not start the wash for you)

    Also, I’m honestly and sincerely impressed by your shockingly prescient bank of pics or the effort. Damn girl. Good job.

    • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
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      8 days ago

      Oh there’s no limit to the effort I’ll put in for a stupid joke, though to my shock I apparently don’t own a maid costume. I’ll have to fix this catastrophic wardrobe oversight as soon as I have the spare funds…