• Victor@lemmy.world
    2·
    1 day ago

    I’m such a real toast-o that I still don’t need to heat the knife. I either take out the butter in advance, or employ one of three tricks:

    1. Scrape up a few thin butter shavings from the rest of the butter mass so it warms quicker while the bread is in the toaster, or
    2. Lay some scrapings on the toast and let it melt in by itself, or
    3. Just spread it very softly; it’ll spread, trust me. Be patient. Be gentle. Be loving.

    Talking bout “real toast-o”. 😜

      • Victor@lemmy.world
        1·
        10 hours ago

        Wow, that’s super cool. I don’t have a need for it but that’s very interesting.

    • qarbone@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      23 hours ago

      I take my toast fast and rough. Gentle buttering is for French pastries.

      I do #2 when possible but that’s not compatible with the slotted, vertical toasters.

      • Victor@lemmy.world
        1·
        23 hours ago

        Gentle buttering is for French pastries.

        Hey, if you can’t make it work, that’s on you. 🤷‍♂️😉 Treat your toast like you treat a lady. Maybe that’s what you already do. 🔥🙈

        I do #2 when possible but that’s not compatible with the slotted, vertical toasters.

        I only have a vertical toaster. I meant let the butter just sit on the bread after toasting and let it melt in.

        The fact that you misunderstood this tells me you’re not a rEaL tOaSt-O 🤪

        (Please note I’m spreading the douche on thick right now, I’m not normally this obnoxious lol)

        • qarbone@lemmy.worldEnglish
          2·
          17 hours ago

          You sonovabitch, I’ve been eating toast since before sliced bread. I’m basically 98% toast. Even when I get into fights, people can’t help but tell me. /s

          (Please note I’m spreading the douche on thick right now, I’m not normally this obnoxious lol)

          I tend to have that effect on people.