• qarbone@lemmy.worldEnglish
    1·
    1 day ago

    I take my toast fast and rough. Gentle buttering is for French pastries.

    I do #2 when possible but that’s not compatible with the slotted, vertical toasters.

    • Victor@lemmy.world
      1·
      1 day ago

      Gentle buttering is for French pastries.

      Hey, if you can’t make it work, that’s on you. 🤷‍♂️😉 Treat your toast like you treat a lady. Maybe that’s what you already do. 🔥🙈

      I do #2 when possible but that’s not compatible with the slotted, vertical toasters.

      I only have a vertical toaster. I meant let the butter just sit on the bread after toasting and let it melt in.

      The fact that you misunderstood this tells me you’re not a rEaL tOaSt-O 🤪

      (Please note I’m spreading the douche on thick right now, I’m not normally this obnoxious lol)

      • qarbone@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2·
        19 hours ago

        You sonovabitch, I’ve been eating toast since before sliced bread. I’m basically 98% toast. Even when I get into fights, people can’t help but tell me. /s

        (Please note I’m spreading the douche on thick right now, I’m not normally this obnoxious lol)

        I tend to have that effect on people.