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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Really any holiday

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Really any holiday

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    At this point, my mother in law just makes me a separate decoy batch…

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      Whew, thought I was the only one with a personal deviled eggs batch.

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    As my dad always used to say to me I am actually a guest in his house so I guess that means I can have deviled eggs 🥰

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    Just made some and the joke runs through my head (going to get it very wrong I am afraid)…

    Host: Welcome to my party! Can I interest you in a half dozen hard boiled eggs?

    Guest: uhhhhhh, no thanks?

    Host: What if I cut them in half, add in some mayo and some other stuff?

    Guest: (busily stuffing face) Got any more?

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      Close lol, the original joke the host is like “and that’ll be $18”

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    “Is that a whole egg in your mouth?”

    “Hmm-mmm.”

    “Then whistle.”

    “…”

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    Joanna!

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    I made the deviled eggs and I had to make 5 extra to satisfy myself long enough for them to last until the meal 😩

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    Just for once, I would like someone on Thanksgiving to make a big plate of deviled eggs for me and then another one for everyone else.

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