Vegan tofu eggs are actually pretty good, you use this sulphur salt to add the flavors. But you can’t do a fried egg, just scrambled, which ruins the experience. However I’m totally fine with eating eggs because eggs aren’t alive. Vegan bacon is a crime against humanity, but maybe one day it won’t be. Veggie sausages are solid. So…yeah you can mostly assemble it.

As the world dies I’m hoping we figure out some better veggie options (not necessarily meat substitutes, just interesting things to do with veggies).