Chadsalot@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agoIf you go to monkey attack beach you may suffer a monkey attack because monkeys frequent monkey attack beachlemmy.worldimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1656arrow-down17
arrow-up1649arrow-down1imageIf you go to monkey attack beach you may suffer a monkey attack because monkeys frequent monkey attack beachlemmy.worldChadsalot@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squareCustoslibera@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·2 years ago“Hey honey, would you like to go to Cannibal Island? Oh no, don’t worry, it’s just a name.”
minus-squareEvilHankVenture@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·2 years ago“What he meant is Cannibal Island is actually a peninsula”
minus-squareJtee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 years agoThe cave of hopelessness! Why do they call it the cave of hopelessness? Oh dear not my lad, for it was named after its discoverer, Reginald Hopelessness. The first man to be eaten by the tunneling horror!
“Hey honey, would you like to go to Cannibal Island? Oh no, don’t worry, it’s just a name.”
“What he meant is Cannibal Island is actually a peninsula”
You can cannibalise my peninsular.
The cave of hopelessness!
Why do they call it the cave of hopelessness?
Oh dear not my lad, for it was named after its discoverer, Reginald Hopelessness. The first man to be eaten by the tunneling horror!