“Hi, I am an Albanian assassin but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to assassinate you.
Please be so kind to assassinate yourself and then forward me the proof. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards,Albanian assassin”
Pull an “Albanian virus”:
“Hi, I am an Albanian assassin but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to assassinate you. Please be so kind to assassinate yourself and then forward me the proof. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards,Albanian assassin”
I relate a lot to this assassin.