ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours agoPoor salmonlemmy.worldimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1637arrow-down110
arrow-up1627arrow-down1imagePoor salmonlemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours agomessage-square28fedilink
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up40·14 hours agoBecause that’s the color you turn before you mate
minus-squareBakerBagel@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up13·13 hours agoStill involves the fish dying
minus-squarestupidcasey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 hours agoJust in the circle of life mate(sinister snicker)
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 hours agoYeah but fucking so hard you die is something to be proud of.
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·edit-211 hours agoDon’t have to tell him that part, nor the agonizing journey along the way, just sell the silver lining. If you can make it a subscription that he can’t easily get out of.
minus-squareturdcollector69@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 hours agoSprint yourself to starvation then bust at the finish line and die. Salmon are so based for doing this so I can have lox on my bagel
minus-squareZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 hours ago silver lining Again with the word choice!
minus-squaregrimpy@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 hours agowhat is your email & phone number Mr Salmon sir
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 hours ago[email protected] Am I going to get an opportunity like those bass did?
Because that’s the color you turn before you mate
Still involves the fish dying
Just in the circle of life mate(sinister snicker)
Yeah but fucking so hard you die is something to be proud of.
Death by Snu Snu
Don’t have to tell him that part, nor the agonizing journey along the way, just sell the silver lining. If you can make it a subscription that he can’t easily get out of.
Sprint yourself to starvation then bust at the finish line and die.
Salmon are so based for doing this so I can have lox on my bagel
Everyone loves lox
Again with the word choice!
what is your email & phone number Mr Salmon sir
[email protected] Am I going to get an opportunity like those bass did?