• Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca
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    11 hours ago

    Not good enough we also have to do a manual inspection. Michael testicletickler is going to be doing the inspections. Dont let the name worry you though, he doesn’t tickle testicles only fingers buttholes.

        • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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          6 hours ago

          I’ll pad my resume by leaving off my college degree. What are they going to do, call every college in America and see if I graduated? Hah! I got this job in the bag.

          I better order some fresh lube. I heard Diddy is selling his old lube on Craigslist.