• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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        6 hours ago

        I’ll pad my resume by leaving off my college degree. What are they going to do, call every college in America and see if I graduated? Hah! I got this job in the bag.

        I better order some fresh lube. I heard Diddy is selling his old lube on Craigslist.