I shave my head year-round and I grow a long beard in the winter. I just can’t figure out how to handle the transition well. Like, here? Maybe here? Fade it? I dunno. A goatee solves the problem but nothing says bitter old dude like a baldheaded goatee.

I have a great big bushy beard now, but at the time I believe I was just sporting a goatee. Not sure if that makes it better or worse.