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minus-squarerambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up14·3 days agoI already started adapting my old joke repertoire! Two federal agents are patrolling Washington DC. After a period of silence, one asks the other what he thinks of the current leadership. After pondering what to answer for a bit, the second guy answers. “Same as you,” he says. “Well, in that case I’m afraid I must arrest you.”
minus-squareDeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·3 days agoBut doesn’t the officer then have to arrest themself? I don’t get it.
I already started adapting my old joke repertoire!
Two federal agents are patrolling Washington DC. After a period of silence, one asks the other what he thinks of the current leadership.
After pondering what to answer for a bit, the second guy answers. “Same as you,” he says.
“Well, in that case I’m afraid I must arrest you.”
But doesn’t the officer then have to arrest themself? I don’t get it.