• ethaver@kbin.earth
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    2 days ago

    apparently I literally tried to strangle myself on my umbilical cord in the womb but my take on that was that I knew what was coming.

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      23 hours ago

      Bought the ticket. Take the ride. Came here with purpose, despite the trepidation.

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        1 day ago

        yeah my husband brought this up a few days ago actually and was talking about the movie and I was like do you remember me mentioning that I literally actually did that? 4 times around apparently!

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            if my mother hadn’t forced me out early to intentionally lower my birth weight (I’m the last child and size tends to increase with subsequent births, my next oldest sibling complicated delivery by size alone) I might’ve succeeded too.