- Happens to the best of us. - deleted by creator - Source? 
 
 
- Does he just… Not have pants or…? It seems like he hadn’t left the house so I don’t understand his issue. Just put pants on, little dude. - He was confident he had life by the balls. Then he realized he was exposing his. 
 
- I forgot my shoes once. Didn’t notice until I got out of my car. - I used to regularly have bad dreams about doing that but it never actually happened to me, you have my sympathy 
- I’ve never done this is in real life, but I have dreams where I forget my shoes at important moments a lot. 
- I regular walk around barefoot in the city and elsewhere and people ask me “did you forget your shoes?” as if this was a thing but apparently it is 
 
- distressed by hairy legs? egg 
- not wearing pants is a sign of success tbh 





