It seems that you’ve been living two lives. In one life, you’re a regular, respectable person. You have a social security number, pay your taxes, and you… help your landlady carry out her garbage. The other life is lived in the fediverse, where you go by the hacker alias [email protected] and are guilty of virtually every shitpost we have a rule for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not.