- Little homie looking up"hot pussy in my area" - Naw. Already has that taken care of. they was ordering fresh sushi for their lunch date. - Not really a date, but maybe a tail hookup. No way to know for sure until OP checks their history for catnip orders for same day home delivery. - OP is suddenly realizing where all that sushi came from… hehe 
 
 
- “No Google, hairy. Hot HAIRY pussy. Like REALLY hairy. Like, you’ll need a comb to find out which side is the head part.” - My search history is ruined. 
 
- I left a messenger app open once. My cat sent my boss about 500 dots. It came up as super rude, about 2 hours before that I had asked him something and made it clear that I was awaiting a response. 
- “Password is not ‘hoominstoopid’, damn!” 
- This is a great security feature. Is it an app? - No, it’s a cat. You can tell by the ears. - There used to be an app that was a cat. It was almost definitely spyware, though. 
 
 
- S/he was probably trying to online order cat food - The cat food is probably always there. Kitty was trying to buy nip on the dark web. 
 
- Lol, cutie 
- How can I set up Kubuntu to do this? 







