Gates9@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 days ago“TO THE PERPETRATORS WHO STOLE MY ASS: I HAVE BOTH HANDS ENGAGED IN FINDING IT AND YOU WILL SOON FACE THE FULL FORCE OF THE LAW!!!”sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1153arrow-down14
arrow-up1149arrow-down1image“TO THE PERPETRATORS WHO STOLE MY ASS: I HAVE BOTH HANDS ENGAGED IN FINDING IT AND YOU WILL SOON FACE THE FULL FORCE OF THE LAW!!!”sh.itjust.worksGates9@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 days agomessage-square21fedilink
minus-squareieatpwns@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 days agoWhy is he always focusing on a spot right in front of his face?
minus-squareGeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoI like to imagine there’s a swarm of no-see-ums trying to fly into his nose and eyes. Constantly.
minus-squareSculptor9157@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoPerhaps he is constantly rediscovering the fact that his nose is visible in his periphery, but often gets filtered out by the brain.
Why is he always focusing on a spot right in front of his face?
I like to imagine there’s a swarm of no-see-ums trying to fly into his nose and eyes. Constantly.
Perhaps he is constantly rediscovering the fact that his nose is visible in his periphery, but often gets filtered out by the brain.