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minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40arrow-down1·2 months agoQuick, what are some ways to get a girl to say the number 95?
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 months agoWhat’s ‘9’ + 5 in Javascript?
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·edit-22 months agoit’s a surprise, always a surprise
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agolol damn iPhone keyboard. Not even its straight single quotes are actual single quotes.
minus-squareAlolanYoda@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoI don’t know if I trust your answer based on your username
minus-squarepython@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-22 months agoThere’s no rule saying that a snake can’t write Javascript
minus-squareRusty@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoNot if your girlfriend is a JavaScript developer.
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agohow many theses did Martin Luther famously nail to the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg, sparking the Protestant Reformation?
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months ago95, hell yeah, baby, that’s Lightning’s number from the movie Cars, cuz you’re MyQueen, KACHOW!!!
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoFind a girl who was born in 1995, or 9/5 (either september 5 or may 9, depends on how she uses dates)
Quick, what are some ways to get a girl to say the number 95?
whats 9+5
that’d be 13, duh
What’s ‘9’ + 5 in Javascript?
14.000000003174
it’s a surprise, always a surprise
lol damn iPhone keyboard. Not even its straight single quotes are actual single quotes.
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I don’t know if I trust your answer based on your username
There’s no rule saying that a snake can’t write Javascript
Not if your girlfriend is a JavaScript developer.
Get off Lemmy, Terrence
how many theses did Martin Luther famously nail to the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg, sparking the Protestant Reformation?
95, hell yeah, baby, that’s Lightning’s number from the movie Cars, cuz you’re MyQueen, KACHOW!!!
Find a girl who was born in 1995, or 9/5 (either september 5 or may 9, depends on how she uses dates)