Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoHmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square261fedilinkarrow-up1339arrow-down196
arrow-up1243arrow-down1imageHmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...sh.itjust.worksSentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square261fedilink
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up40arrow-down1·edit-23 days agoWhy do you have morning wood at a public toilet
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·3 days agoI cannot believe my morning erections are being judged by trash girlfriend.
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 days agoI am literally trash girlfriend and Ive never had morning wood at a public toilet I feel like if I judge you its gotta be a good reason at that point
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·3 days agoOne day you will go to a public toilet to realize you have morning wood, then you will understand the struggle.
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 days agoWaking up in a public toilet does sound fun but since Ive taken estrogen I dont ger morning wood often
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoso you saying the real solution for peeing with morning wood is estrogen? i would transition but there’s no ikea near me for the mandatory Blahaj.
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoYou can order both the blahaj and the estrogen online
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 days agoI guess I’m trans now, hopefully there are no social/political consequences for being trans in this precise moment in history in the United States.
minus-squareSuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoDid you mean… You wood transition?
minus-squarebenderbeerman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 days agoIf we could simply choose when we got erections, high school would have been much less awkward
minus-squareZiglin (it/they)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoYou or your classmates must have been quite bad at hiding them. I never noticed anyone having an erection in school and I never felt sexually attracted to anyone there either.
Why do you have morning wood at a public toilet
I cannot believe my morning erections are being judged by trash girlfriend.
I am literally trash girlfriend and Ive never had morning wood at a public toilet
I feel like if I judge you its gotta be a good reason at that point
One day you will go to a public toilet to realize you have morning wood, then you will understand the struggle.
Waking up in a public toilet does sound fun but since Ive taken estrogen I dont ger morning wood often
so you saying the real solution for peeing with morning wood is estrogen?
i would transition but there’s no ikea near me for the mandatory Blahaj.
You can order both the blahaj and the estrogen online
I guess I’m trans now, hopefully there are no social/political consequences for being trans in this precise moment in history in the United States.
Haha yeah…
Did you mean… You wood transition?
I guess wood is inescapable
If we could simply choose when we got erections, high school would have been much less awkward
You or your classmates must have been quite bad at hiding them. I never noticed anyone having an erection in school and I never felt sexually attracted to anyone there either.