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“Okay, Alexander. You go with the nice lady and I’ll see you in about 10 years.”
One!
Of us!
Is wearing!
A push up bra!
I am a great magician, your command uniforms are now red!
Slug-O Cola, Slug-O Cola. Product placement, Slug-O Cola.
“I’m a klingon, too, you know: I go pee pee standing up.”
[shoe squeaking intensifies]
WEEE OOOO WEEEE OOOO WEEEEEE!
THAT’S A WHOLE LOT OF NUTS!
Beware of the Dahar Master’s opera about big forehead ridges. He beats people up while he plays it!
I shall change my name to… Betty.
But… isn’t Betty…a woman’s name?
Weeooweeeoo
“What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungie cord? … My ass!!”
Chosen one!