🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agoAnon doesn't enjoy anythingsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up1217arrow-down131
arrow-up1186arrow-down1imageAnon doesn't enjoy anythingsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agomessage-square64fedilink
minus-squaredrolex@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up47arrow-down1·1 month agoIf you’re a Christian and meditate 15 minutes every day, you’re doing it wrong! Unsupervised meditation will put your soul at risk of the devil’s temptations! Instead, rely on the good old cathomaxxing method: 666 6 hours of mass and prayers 6 hours of work in silence 6 hours of masturbation mixed work and prayers
minus-squarejade52@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoAll for only $666.66 in a 6 hour online course.
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoAnd that still leaves 6 hours to, er, “spend with the kids”.
If you’re a Christian and meditate 15 minutes every day, you’re doing it wrong!
Unsupervised meditation will put your soul at risk of the devil’s temptations!
Instead, rely on the good old cathomaxxing method: 666
masturbationmixed work and prayersAll for only $666.66 in a 6 hour online course.
And that still leaves 6 hours to, er, “spend with the kids”.