🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agoAnon doesn't enjoy anythingsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up1203arrow-down130
arrow-up1173arrow-down1imageAnon doesn't enjoy anythingsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agomessage-square48fedilink
minus-squaredrolex@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up47arrow-down1·2 days agoIf you’re a Christian and meditate 15 minutes every day, you’re doing it wrong! Unsupervised meditation will put your soul at risk of the devil’s temptations! Instead, rely on the good old cathomaxxing method: 666 6 hours of mass and prayers 6 hours of work in silence 6 hours of masturbation mixed work and prayers
minus-squarejade52@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoAll for only $666.66 in a 6 hour online course.
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoAnd that still leaves 6 hours to, er, “spend with the kids”.
If you’re a Christian and meditate 15 minutes every day, you’re doing it wrong!
Unsupervised meditation will put your soul at risk of the devil’s temptations!
Instead, rely on the good old cathomaxxing method: 666
masturbationmixed work and prayersAll for only $666.66 in a 6 hour online course.
And that still leaves 6 hours to, er, “spend with the kids”.