Ah, you know, cutting people off in the parking lot is something you never really forget. It will come back to you naturally as soon as you get back to the parking lot.

I do! It’s like a lemmy comment thread IRL. I can give my opinion to complete strangers, completely unasked for, and free of charge.

Hey @nieminen I like your socks

Looks more like someone who would let the ring bearer decide whether to go through Moria.

Unusual obligatory non-paid working contracts. Good enough?

The obvious way out of this situation: open your own kebab place and start calling him bossman or chief.

California is around 40M already, so this wouldn’t be the most moronic aspect of this idea

Ah well, the paranoia is usually an essential part of the job (see Gaddafi, Saddam, Kims)

You’re right!

Commenter takes the Asperger test, gets positive diagnostic (mild case)

The reports of the assault of Mr. Krabs by Squidward Tentacles are greatly exaggerated

(But yes)

I must say, this is a welcome change from the old antisemitism accusation. Now I have two cards in my hand.

If you disagree, you’re a North Semitic antikorean. No wait.

2dolychocephalic4me

Yeah but it was written on a Möbius strip and we’re still not sure where the beginning and where the end was.

ETA: the paper https://people.eecs.berkeley.edu/~sequin/PAPERS/2013_JMA_Klein-bottles.pdf

It is, of course, not the only island of Slovenia.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_islands_of_Slovenia