It’s a homemade fallus cleaner, you smear it with soap from insidr and it cleans your dick very well. If you ever see your husband using it, it’s a good sign - it means he’s very hygienic and he cares about you deeply.
I’m sure if this person holds this item high over their head and looks intently up into the hole, the truth will come out and they’ll absolutely find out what it’s about.
Fuckin rookie mistake, leaving the evidence
It’s a cry for help. He had removed the evidence for years.
It’s his remedy to your constant “headaches,” Karen.
(Stereotypes galore, I know, but they don’t seem like the most functional couple.)
I will never understand why the person with “not now I have a headache” is some how offended when the guy says, “fine - I’ll just rub one out”
how else are you supposed to apply moisturizer to your dick? geez not just your hands need to be soft people like to have soft feet and dicks to geez.
Bless the maker, and the coming and going of his
Shit man. I laughed out loud and my mom is right over there. ->
I had to make something up about what I was laughing at.
Another satisfied customer:D
Your mom’s heard worse.
Fuck you Shorsey!
I hope someone told her to reach inside to check for treasure
I can smell the cocoa butter through this picture
It’s a bottle of vaseline. What’s the weird-out?
Oh, good, I thought it was a bottle of shower gel and was horrified
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