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robocall@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Everyone has value

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Everyone has value

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robocall@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works
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    Is this meme available in a lower resolution?

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      Agreed - I hate that I can almost read the digits

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    Everyone has value - calorific value.

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    I feel like I do need new eyes trying to read some of that text

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      It looks like those will cost you, uh… $¥∆§%|•

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    Is that buying price or selling price?

    Gotta be buying price based on blood

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      I don’t know where they are getting that price for blood. My perfectly legal, screened, and tested Red Blood Cell units are about $455/pint, plasma $118/pint, and platelets are $1,577/pint. I don’t know if they are undervaluing because whole blood is a pain to work with.

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    So total is? Asking for a dead friend

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    Not bad. Can buy 138 iphone 14 pro maxes for a kidney. Guys I have an idea 💡

    1. Setup shop
    2. [REDATCTED]
    3. Profit ???
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      I need employees now. Hiring open. Send in your resumes

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    What I wanna know is, should I be investing in organs? Are these prices going up?

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    did you straight-up just forget the most valuable organ?

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      Which one is that?

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        I would assume the heart

        • WhiteHawk@lemmy.world
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          Yes

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    They just did an eye transplant, so if that works out then the value will increase. Better stock up now!

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    Why is skin so fuckinh cheap?

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    How much is a heart and brain? I got lots of those laying around.

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    So basically I only need to kidnap one or two healthy people to set myself up.

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    Where did you find this photo of my insides

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    Skin seems a little undervalued.

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    “After all, why not. Why shouldn’t I sell 5 testicles?”

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