LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to cats@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoNever say neverpiefed.cdn.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up1524arrow-down110
arrow-up1514arrow-down1imageNever say neverpiefed.cdn.blahaj.zoneLadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to cats@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square11fedilink
minus-squareSciaphobia@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up35·2 days agoWell did the scientist get the job done? Also, where is this scientist? Because… Reasons.
minus-squareWoodScientist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 day agoScientist here. I would help, but I’m only a wood scientist, not a cat scientist. And in my professional opinion, trees are very different from cats.
minus-squareSciaphobia@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·24 hours agoHey can you step inside this white van real quick? There are… undiscovered… trees… in there. Definitely nothing nefarious or cat immortality related.
minus-squareWoodScientist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·23 hours agoMwahaha! I can see through your ruse! I’m not a tree scientist, I’m a wood scientist! I’m only interested in trees AFTER they’re cut down. I have no use for undiscovered trees. Bring me more Douglas fir wood and we can talk!
minus-squareKlear@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down1·edit-22 days agoCan you send him over when you’re done with him?
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 day agoSpoiler alert: the cat is the scientist.
Well did the scientist get the job done? Also, where is this scientist? Because… Reasons.
Scientist here. I would help, but I’m only a wood scientist, not a cat scientist. And in my professional opinion, trees are very different from cats.
Hey can you step inside this white van real quick? There are… undiscovered… trees… in there. Definitely nothing nefarious or cat immortality related.
Mwahaha! I can see through your ruse! I’m not a tree scientist, I’m a wood scientist! I’m only interested in trees AFTER they’re cut down. I have no use for undiscovered trees. Bring me more Douglas fir wood and we can talk!
Can you send him over when you’re done with him?
Spoiler alert: the cat is the scientist.