• Agent641@lemmy.world
      9·
      1 year ago

      21" mega-size demon cock dildo wide girth with realistic squirting green cum anal stretcher baja blast edition

    • ditty@lemm.ee
      2·
      1 year ago

      Have u tried the “hard” Mtn Dew? One of the flavors in the pack is Baja Blast. I personally found them all to taste terrible, however, and that’s coming from a die-hard Baja Blast fan.

      • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
        3·
        1 year ago

        Oophf. I would try the BB one just for kicks, but don’t think I would buy a whole pack. I’m in general pretty opposed to mixing my alcohol and my caffeine - that’s just intentionally asking to feel bad IMO.

  • CCF_100@sh.itjust.works
    4·
    1 year ago

    'Ight, I’m gonna go empty out my stomach contents in the bathroom after seeing this post, catch y’all later

  • WaxedWookie@lemmy.world
    26·
    1 year ago

    I ate the onion - these abominations aren’t real - they’re an invention by Justin Things on Instagram.

    Just when you thought the US was stretching the definition of “food” to its breaking point…

    Edit: look at the wall-e chair fatty motherfuckers downvoting me for saying that a pig raised in a cell in a factory, pumped full of hormones and antibiotics, whose soft tissue was water-blasted off by an undocumented immigrant child, before being converted to a slurry, mixed with a load of preservatives, colouring, flavours, and other bullshit to turn that meat blue, and make it taste like an entirely fuctitious “blue razzberry” (which is distinct from a raspberry), then extruded into a plastic skin is pushing the boundaries of food. I’m guessing the expiry on this product (I don’t think they can legally call it meat) is months away.