Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoI had only gone in the store to buy something. But when I saw this I took up their offer to relieve some of my stresslemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up1249arrow-down17
arrow-up1242arrow-down1external-linkI had only gone in the store to buy something. But when I saw this I took up their offer to relieve some of my stresslemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square9fedilink
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 month agoElderly unwashed man with warts on his hands, strolls up “What can I do you for you, young pleasant sir?”
minus-squareGrostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 month ago*points at the sign while silently staring at the old man and giving an him expectant look
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-21 month ago“Ah, the special. I’ll prepare a table with condiments for you immediately, and notify the chef of your hog preferences”
minus-squareMickey7@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoLOL. It would be my luck to be “serviced” by some old pervert with ugly hands. And probably warts in his mouth
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoI would not be surprised with all the questions you ask.
minus-squareIceman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-21 month agoExperienced and ribbed for your pleasure. You dirty old man 😍
Elderly unwashed man with warts on his hands, strolls up
“What can I do you for you, young pleasant sir?”
*points at the sign while silently staring at the old man and giving an him expectant look
“Ah, the special. I’ll prepare a table with condiments for you immediately, and notify the chef of your hog preferences”
LOL. It would be my luck to be “serviced” by some old pervert with ugly hands. And probably warts in his mouth
I would not be surprised with all the questions you ask.
Experienced and ribbed for your pleasure. You dirty old man 😍