HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 days agoWhat common thing should not only be banned, but criminalized with mandatory minimum sentences?message-squaremessage-square218fedilinkarrow-up1116arrow-down17
arrow-up1109arrow-down1message-squareWhat common thing should not only be banned, but criminalized with mandatory minimum sentences?HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square218fedilink
minus-squareEntropyFlux@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoDon’t you tell me which lane is for loading, and which lane is for stopping!
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-22 days agoThere’s just no stopping in the left lane
minus-squareEntropyFlux@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoListen, Betty, don’t start up with your left lane shit again.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoOh, really, Vernon? Why pretend? We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
minus-squareEntropyFlux@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoIt’s really the only sensible thing to do if it’s done properly. Therapeutically there’s no danger involved.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoWait a minute. I know you! You’re Kareem Abdul-Jabbar! You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers!
minus-squareEntropyFlux@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoI’m sorry, son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I’m the co-pilot.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoYou are Kareem! I’ve seen you play. My dad’s got season tickets.
minus-squareEntropyFlux@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoI think you should go back to your seat now, Joey. Right, Clarence?
Don’t you tell me which lane is for loading, and which lane is for stopping!
There’s just no stopping in the left lane
Listen, Betty, don’t start up with your left lane shit again.
Oh, really, Vernon? Why pretend? We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
It’s really the only sensible thing to do if it’s done properly. Therapeutically there’s no danger involved.
Wait a minute. I know you! You’re Kareem Abdul-Jabbar! You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers!
I’m sorry, son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I’m the co-pilot.
You are Kareem! I’ve seen you play. My dad’s got season tickets.
I think you should go back to your seat now, Joey. Right, Clarence?