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- Pet the damn dog! - They do like them some shell scritches. - Get that brushy on! 
 
 
- Tortoise got a crush on the lawn mower. 
- They figured out a shortcut pretty quickly. 
- “Leave my salad alone!” 
- Sonic the tortoise 
- Always hilarious seeing a turtle or tortoise fire up the afterburners! Saw a softshell turtle on the river the other day, size of a dinner plate. Dude teleported away faster than my wife could turn to see. 
- Who mows circles with a push mower? - Someone trying to avoid being attacked by a tortoise clearly 
- Me. 
- Spiral/circle patterns are more efficient for push mowers in terms of effort, speed, and continuity. 
- Removed by mod 
 







