When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
when life gives you too many lemons, make a lemonade factory. when the market is oversaturated with lemons and nobody wants your lemonade, pass laws forcing the poor’s to buy your lemonade. when socialist America elects a libtard commie, bribe him.
when the countrie is destitute and starving because they have nothing to eat, save money on lemonade by selling lemons.
We’ve got lemonade, strawbribery lemonade, grape lemonade, all-the-wrong-mango-to-jail lemonade, and pardon-me-how-could-this-insurraspberry-only-have-69-calories.
Bring your “got out of jail free” card or wear any red hat for an extra 14% off your 88th purchase. ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. when life gives you too many lemons, make a lemonade factory. when the market is oversaturated with lemons and nobody wants your lemonade, pass laws forcing the poor’s to buy your lemonade. when socialist America elects a libtard commie, bribe him. when the countrie is destitute and starving because they have nothing to eat, save money on lemonade by selling lemons.
This is so obviously satire, who tf be downvoting?
She sells sea shells on the sea shore, but the value of these shells will fall…
We’ve got lemonade, strawbribery lemonade, grape lemonade, all-the-wrong-mango-to-jail lemonade, and pardon-me-how-could-this-insurraspberry-only-have-69-calories. Bring your “got out of jail free” card or wear any red hat for an extra 14% off your 88th purchase. ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) NOW SERVING BLACKS
Fucking hell you guys.