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minus-squareAlcan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up50·5 days agoActually, the CEO is the person who controls the lever, and the railway is a closed circle, but if he stops the train, he just earns a 300% profit.
minus-square123@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·5 days agoYou misspelled “if he speeds up the train, he just earns a 300% profit”. Literally how they work. Parasites.
minus-squareBananaIsABerry@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up14·5 days agoNo no, you see, he only gets 300% profit for stopping it, but would get more by allowing it to continue.
minus-squareDefault Username@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·5 days agoNah, if he speeds up the train, he gets 1000% profit. He just refuses to stop the train because he would only get a 300% profit, which is less growth than last year’s 500%, so shareholders would be unhappy.
minus-squareEntertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 days agoThat extra 6% is worth every life
Actually, the CEO is the person who controls the lever, and the railway is a closed circle, but if he stops the train, he just earns a 300% profit.
You misspelled “if he speeds up the train, he just earns a 300% profit”. Literally how they work. Parasites.
No no, you see, he only gets 300% profit for stopping it, but would get more by allowing it to continue.
Nah, if he speeds up the train, he gets 1000% profit. He just refuses to stop the train because he would only get a 300% profit, which is less growth than last year’s 500%, so shareholders would be unhappy.
That extra 6% is worth every life