balderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoEverybody gets one [choose wisely]lemmy.zipimagemessage-square328fedilinkarrow-up1887arrow-down113
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minus-squarebalderdash@lemmy.zipOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 month agoThe next time that you eat at a restaurant and are entirely full, two fresh artisanal bagels are delivered to your table: they’re complementary.
minus-squareRizzRustbolt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 month agoDo you want one? I couldn’t possibly eat two…
A bagel.
No. Wait.
Two bagels.
The next time that you eat at a restaurant and are entirely full, two fresh artisanal bagels are delivered to your table: they’re complementary.
Do you want one? I couldn’t possibly eat two…
Don’t mind if I do!