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Put your handheld valuables or nice trinkets away anytime a friend is bringing over someone you don’t know. I miss my PSP :(
Don’t smoke cigarettes ever.
Slow down at that blind corner in October 1989.
Don’t take the shortcut to downtown in July 1994.
Don’t lift that giant tube tv by yourself in May 2005.
Never stop exercising, playing guitar, writing, and painting/multimedia art.
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You ain’t straight.
This is my favorite version because it doesn’t tell yourself exactly what you are but you sure as fuck aren’t straight 😂
Just leave them wondering why they’re curbed. Maybe they have scoliosis?
I didn’t even think of this the double entender makes it even better.
Don’t sell your Gameboy. You’ll regret it within a week.
Choose the other school, like the smart guy did.
Mine Bitcoin when it comes out because they actually will become valuable in the future.
Hell no. You actually think in this social climate, as a grown-ass man I’m gonna be seen talking to a ten-year-old boy whose relationship to me can’t be explained in a way any reasonable person would believe?!
That little shit can figure it out on his own, just like I had to.
No.
But, uh… I have a ROM of Sonic 2 where you can play as Sonic Tails AND Knuckles, all at the same freaking time.
Wanna play it?
Tell dad about everything going on. Don’t stop telling him. He’s the one who will help you get away from the bad stuff that’s about to start, and keep it from getting worse. Things will still hurt, but not as much. He can help you through the confusion.
And he won’t hate you for feelings you’re already having. He’ll help it make sense, help you find the words you keep looking for.
Appreciate your brother. You’ve only got a few more years with him.
Pay the fuck attention in school you little shit
Your parents are doing their best with the tools they have, but they’re preparing you for the world they grew up in - not the one you will live in. The things you think are for other people? They’re for you too. You can have them, it’s just going to be a lot of work to get there.
Yes, I’m going to tell you about the 4-5 girls, that were/will be interested in you but you were/will be to dumb to notice. Stay calm, be yourself and take a little initiative. It’ll be alright!
You weren’t just too dumb to notice, they were also too scared to be explicit. Don’t be too hard on yourselves.
But it’s also true that we were all too dumb as shit to notice.
