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LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Good advice

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Good advice

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LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    “A good disguise does not reveal the person’s height.” (–Silvio Micali, cryptographer).

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      Pshh, why would I take advice on anonymity from a guy whose full name + job you just doxxed?

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        Do you know how tall he is? No? Then shut up!

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        The quote is from a well known published paper of his, but yeah, good point.

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        You can be a professor of a thing, for example. You don’t have to be the thing.

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      Surely it’s better to appear to reveal the person’s height and not actually do it. Maybe she’s 130cm and wearing stilts or 210cm and just kneeling.

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        Or maybe it’s 3 racoons under a blanket !

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          5 basketball players under a thimble!

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          No its definitely that, but how tall is she/they?

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        Maybe she’s 130cm and wearing stilts

        Or the old 3 raccoons in a trench coat, heh.

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      You should also put some rocks in your shoes.

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        Or just wake up randomly with your knee sprained so badly it will not bend (for no reason at all) forcing you to alter your gait and walk like a geriatric paraplegic

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          Did that, how do I get back to my regular walking rhythm now?

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      Maybe they’ve a hat or something else on that changes their height

      But in this case I don’t think you need to go that far

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