• Kowowow@lemmy.ca
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      9 days ago

      it’s one of the only things I got going for me so of course I try to keep it looking nice and always get it taking care of when I get a nice hair cut the only other thing is if I happen to find woman into fat butts though I’d hope it was only for show

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        9 days ago

        May I preach the good word of bicycles? Big butts are great but you can make it not only muscular but also giant /hj

        But yeah I only mention conditioner out of sympathy for my hetero sisters. Back in my beardy days it was a novelty where I was to condition it, which meant I had women asking to play with my beard because of how soft it was and complaining that their boyfriends’ were uncomfortable to touch.

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          8 days ago

          It’s so close to your hair it’s hard to imagine it’s uncommon

          Never thought about it affecting my butt but biking is probably the only reason I have any visable muscle, can’t say I want a bigger butt but I’m not about to turn down an advantage

          Oh and just so the info is out there a metal lice comb works great to soften a beard if you can’t was right away plus there cand be a lot of other stuff stuck in a beard