• captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    May I preach the good word of bicycles? Big butts are great but you can make it not only muscular but also giant /hj

    But yeah I only mention conditioner out of sympathy for my hetero sisters. Back in my beardy days it was a novelty where I was to condition it, which meant I had women asking to play with my beard because of how soft it was and complaining that their boyfriends’ were uncomfortable to touch.

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      8 days ago

      It’s so close to your hair it’s hard to imagine it’s uncommon

      Never thought about it affecting my butt but biking is probably the only reason I have any visable muscle, can’t say I want a bigger butt but I’m not about to turn down an advantage

      Oh and just so the info is out there a metal lice comb works great to soften a beard if you can’t was right away plus there cand be a lot of other stuff stuck in a beard