• VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    40·
    5 days ago

    Sweat baby, sweat baby
    Sex is a Texas drought
    Me and you do the kinda stuff
    That only Prince would sing about
    So put your hands down my pants
    And I bet you’ll feel nuts
    Yes I’m Siskel, yes I’m Ebert
    And you’re getting two thumbs up

    • ghostlychonk@lemmy.world
      17·
      4 days ago

      You’ve had enough of two-hand touch

      You want it rough, you’re out of bounds

      I want you smothered, want you covered

      Like my Waffle House hash browns

      Coming quicker than FedEx

      Never reach an apex

      Just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined

      To make me rise an hour early

      Just like daylight savings time